Desperate Living Quotes

Motorcycle Cop: I'd like to stick my whole head in your mouth and let you suck out my eyeballs!

Movie: Desperate Living
Mr. Paul: This Backwards Day a lot of ****, ain't it?

Movie: Desperate Living
Muffy St. Jacques: [recalling why she ended up on the lam in Mortville] You see, I wasn't always like this. Oh, I mean I was always stunningly beautiful, but I was married once, to a man, and I had a little baby name Freddy. It all started one evening when my husband and I were coming home from a cocktail party...

Movie: Desperate Living
Queen Carlotta: Get out of my chambers, lesbians!

Movie: Desperate Living