Desperate Housewives Quote
Edie: "You think you were bored? I've had more thrills leaning up against my dryer."
Carlos: "Then what was all that moaning?"
Edie: "I was in pain! You were smashing my breasts!"
Carlos: "Oh, come on!"
Edie: "You hunkered down on top of me like you were hiding from the border patrol."
Carlos: "I was tired. You just laid there while I did all the work. When we were done, I felt like I should deflate you."
Edie: "Well, sex is like tennis. When you play an inferior opponent, your game suffers."
Carlos: "Are you challenging me to a rematch?"
Carlos: "Then what was all that moaning?"
Edie: "I was in pain! You were smashing my breasts!"
Carlos: "Oh, come on!"
Edie: "You hunkered down on top of me like you were hiding from the border patrol."
Carlos: "I was tired. You just laid there while I did all the work. When we were done, I felt like I should deflate you."
Edie: "Well, sex is like tennis. When you play an inferior opponent, your game suffers."
Carlos: "Are you challenging me to a rematch?"
TV Show: Desperate Housewives
