Desperate Housewives Quote

Susan: "Well, what makes you so sure that I don't have a talent?"
Edie: "Hmm. Just a hunch."
Susan: "Yeah, well we've all seen your talent, which is a nice way of telling you, why don't you put some curtains on your bedroom window?"
Julie: "Guys!"
Edie: "Oh, come on. Be honest, you didn't want any part of this until you found out that I was involved."
Susan: "That is so not true!"
Edie: "Oh, yes it is. It burns you that your own daughter picked me over you."
Susan: "She did not pick you. It just didn't occur to her that I would agree to do it. Well, now she knows, and she had it to do over again, she'd pick me."
Edie: "No, she wouldn't."
Susan: "Well, why don't we put it to a test? Julie, who would you rather have play with you?"
Julie: "Oh, no, no, no, no."
Susan: "No, it's okay, honey. Who do you want to be with you in the 'family' talent show?"
Edie: "Yes, who do you want with you in front of all of those people? And remember, it's a church. They are going to be judging you."
Julie: "Ohh... okay. Well, first of all, you both suck, but if I had to choose... I guess I'd pick my mom. Sorry, Edie."
Edie: "Fair enough. I'd like my pitch pipe back, please."

TV Show: Desperate Housewives

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