Dead Like Me Quote

[A woman cuts in line at the post office]
Rube: : Afternoon, ladies. Are you two old friends?
Woman: Eh, her daughter is in my son's class.
Rube: : I have a question for you. Is everyone in this line an asshole?
Woman: Excuse me?
Rube: : Is everyone you just cut in front of an asshole?
Woman: Uhm. No?
Rube: : So it's just you then.
Woman: I have children in the car.
Rube: : I have a cake in the oven. He's got three minutes left on the meter. She's got a lunch meeting. We all have a finite amount of time. Now get in the back of the line. And don't use your children like that — it's shameful.

TV Show: Dead Like Me

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