Dead and Breakfast Quotes
Lisa Belmont: Well, you mind telling me what in the Sam Hill is going on around here?
The Drifter: I don't think you would believe me if I told you.
Lisa Belmont: Friend, after what I've seen tonight you could tell me an evil spirit rose up from the dead and decided to posses the entire town and I would believe you. [the Drifter and Melody look at each other; Lisa rolls her eyes]
Lisa Belmont: Well, any of you all know how to stop it?
The Drifter: I don't think you would believe me if I told you.
Lisa Belmont: Friend, after what I've seen tonight you could tell me an evil spirit rose up from the dead and decided to posses the entire town and I would believe you. [the Drifter and Melody look at each other; Lisa rolls her eyes]
Lisa Belmont: Well, any of you all know how to stop it?
Movie: Dead and Breakfast
Kate: Do you know how long we've been dating?
David: You're kidding, right?
Kate: I'm asking you a question!
David: And you think this is the right time to ask a question like that?
Kate: [laughs] there's always some excuse for not wanting to talk about these things.
David: I think defending ourselves from a demon spirit that's now inhabiting your best friend's cousin ranks pretty damn high on the list of good excuses for not wanting to analyze our relationship right now. Could-could you hand me that loaded pipe so I can take care of this tall freak with the ax that's coming up the steps?
David: You're kidding, right?
Kate: I'm asking you a question!
David: And you think this is the right time to ask a question like that?
Kate: [laughs] there's always some excuse for not wanting to talk about these things.
David: I think defending ourselves from a demon spirit that's now inhabiting your best friend's cousin ranks pretty damn high on the list of good excuses for not wanting to analyze our relationship right now. Could-could you hand me that loaded pipe so I can take care of this tall freak with the ax that's coming up the steps?
Movie: Dead and Breakfast
The Sheriff: Now, hold it there, Doc. How can we be sure you ain't possessed? I mean, hell, I just shot you and you're still standing.
Doc Riley: Ah, well, you ain't got me but on my shoulder.
The Sheriff: I guess that makes sense. All right, why don't you tell me who won last year's annual cow chip throwing contest.
Doc Riley: What?
The Sheriff: You heard me. If it is really you, you'd know.
Doc Riley: Well, shoot, sheriff, that's kinda a trick question 'cause Lovelock ain't never had an annual cow chip throwing contest. Uh-huh. It alternates every year with the greasy pig catching competition.
The Sheriff: Ah, he's okay. All right, Doc, get your ass over here.
Doc Riley: Ah, well, you ain't got me but on my shoulder.
The Sheriff: I guess that makes sense. All right, why don't you tell me who won last year's annual cow chip throwing contest.
Doc Riley: What?
The Sheriff: You heard me. If it is really you, you'd know.
Doc Riley: Well, shoot, sheriff, that's kinda a trick question 'cause Lovelock ain't never had an annual cow chip throwing contest. Uh-huh. It alternates every year with the greasy pig catching competition.
The Sheriff: Ah, he's okay. All right, Doc, get your ass over here.
Movie: Dead and Breakfast