Days of Our Lives Quotes

[to Hope and Bo about the overlooked note at the cemetery which Alice found]
Marlena: Stellar police work as usual.

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[to Hope]
Hattie: Go eat a burrito!

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[to Kate Roberts in University Hospital]
Nancy Wesley: I guess even whores get demoted.

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[to Sami on the day of Doug's funeral]
Julie: Sami, if you're trying to make me feel better, it's not working.

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Chloe: [after Daniel leaves room, leaving her to break uncomfortable silence] Look I know you're not happy about this.
Victor Kiriakis: Oh, how astute of you.
Chloe: Hmph. Look, you know that Daniel and I are getting married so why would you object to us living together?
Victor Kiriakis: I don't object per se. I just didn't react well. You see, To put it simply, I said I would keep an open mind, I think that's how I put it. It doesn't stop my gut feeling.
Chloe: That you don't trust me, you mean?
Victor Kiriakis: You're fickle, insubstantial, disloyal by nature. You eat men up and spit them out.
Chloe: Wow, tell me what you really think.
Victor Kiriakis: However...
Chloe: Oh, well, at least there's a "however."

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Chloe: [Thinking ] My darling Brady, you were so close to me tonight, I could almost feel your breath on my cheek. I felt like I could just reach out my hand and go back in time... to a moment when I was your whole world, and you were mine. I thought of revealing myself to you. I wanted to believe in the power of enduring love - that your feelings for me would be even stronger than before - that you would kiss my face and still see the beautiful girl you fell in love with. But I came to my senses. It's too much to ask... even from a man as wonderful as you. I can't let you know I'm alive until the doctors reconstruct my face exactly the way it was.
Chloe: [Aloud ] Then finally, Brady, we'll be reunited in our love.

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Chloe: No thank you. I think I will join the carnivores at another time.
Phillip: Let me take you out for a medium rare filet mignon at Tuskony's sometime. You've got to start with the best, Baby.
Shawn: If you want the best BABY. Let me make you a steak on my dad's grill, corcoalled to perfection.
Phillip: Yeah! If you like eating on a paper plate at a picnic table!
Shawn: Hey! I've got a view of the water from my backyard!
Phillip: Mine has a pool and a hot tub.
Mimi: And my home is still a hole in the ground. When do you think it will be ready?

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Chloe: You know I really feel sorry for you Brady. Not because you are in the hospital, but because you are so ignorant, not to mention arrogant and OBNOXIOUS. [to Craig]
Chloe: This why I want to get out of this town because of stupid jerks like him! [leaves the room]

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Nancy Wesley: [to Craig after he has just had it out with Lexie] I'm glad you told that Lexie almost-ex-Carver off. She needs it once a day.

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Hattie: [to herself] Oh, I bet these are the last of the Horton Donuts! I bet these could make me a killing on eBay! [she runs out of the room with them]

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Hattie: [to Lexie] And you! I bet you've never met a cheeseburger! Shame on you!

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Hattie: Dr. Stiner will you help me? I'm putting myself in your hands.
Rolf: Hattie, there is too much of you to fit in my hands.

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Marlena: You're treating me like a common criminal.
John: I don't mean to. You're not a common criminal, Doc, you're a cold blooded killer and I think it's time you confess.

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Bo Brady: Hold on. Just out of curiosity, have you logged any flight time in a jalopy like this?
John Black: It's been a couple years. Of course, the last time I flew, it didn't have as many doohickeys and gadgets, but that's a minor detail.
Bo Brady: Doohickeys and - I'm glad to see you're well-versed in the technical terms. I'm full of confidence. Not.

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Bo Brady: Tell Marlena I love her.
John Black: Sorry Bo, she's taken.

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Hope Brady: Gran, I wonder if Shawn even knows about the wedding.
Alice Grayson Horton: He saw my invitation, dear.
Hope Brady: Did he say anything to you?
Alice Grayson Horton: He was very hurt!
Doug Williams: Why doesn't that bozo wize up and realize that Belle is the one he loves before it's too late?
Julie Williams: Darling, please don't call your grandson a bozo!
Doug Williams: What else do you call a man who allows the love of his life to marry another man?
Alice Grayson Horton: [Jumping in] Doug Williams! [Pointing a finger at him matter-of-factly]
Doug Williams: [Speechless at first] But I wised up eventually.
Hope Brady: Oh Dad!
Julie Williams: Oh, I think I'm gonna cry.
Alice Grayson Horton: Well, that's what weddings are for, I suppose, to support the tissue industry.
Julie Williams: No Grandma, not tears of joy... Belle is marrying the wrong guy, and everybody here knows it.
Alice Grayson Horton: Maybe she won't marry Phillip after all.

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Hope Brady: Lucas seemed completely clueless.
Bo Brady: And has been for quite some time. You questioned him about going to Daniel's apartment, right?
Hope Brady: I did, I did, he and Chloe went together, found a woman's scarf on the floor.
Bo Brady: Chloe's?
Hope Brady: Probably. He didn't recognize it, told me he thought that Daniel was seeing someone trying to keep it from Kate.
Bo Brady: He *was* seeing someone and he wouldn't be in jail right now if he HAD kept it from Kate.
Hope Brady: You think she did it?
Bo Brady: Yeah, I know, I know, "don't... jump to conclusions," but it pans out a hell of a lot better than the doc doin' it
Hope Brady: You booked him, right?
Bo Brady: Yeah, orders from on high. You mind going down and overseeing the booking?
Hope Brady: Sure, no problem. Does he have counsel?
Bo Brady: Victor sent down his criminal lawyer.
Hope Brady: Victor's criminal lawyer? HE should have lots of experience.
Bo Brady: Yeah...
Hope Brady: [opens door to leave with Victor there to walk in] Ah! Speaking of the devil...
Victor Kiriakis: Hope.
Hope Brady: Hello. You've had a pretty busy night, haven't you?

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Victor Kiriakis: [to Bo and Hope] What were you two *thinking?* Next time you go up against the mob, let me help, alright?

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Jack: A boy? We're having a boy?
Jennifer Rose Horton Deveraux: Or a girl.
Jack: A girl? Well, a girl is good too. We did well with a girl the first time.

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Shawn-Douglas Brady: You know what? For the first time in my life, I'm glad that my dad is biologically a Kiriakis.
Belle Black Kiriakis: Why would you say that?
Shawn-Douglas Brady: Because, otherwise, we would be related. Your grandmother is a Brady, remember?
Belle Black Kiriakis: Oh, my god. I never even thought about that. Actually, that makes me more of a Brady than you.

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Lois Banks: [to Marlena, crying] How many men do you need?

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Celeste Perrault: [to EJ] If It wasn't for Alexandra, not only would I have lit the fire myself, but I would have roasted marshmallows over your flaming corpse.

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Celeste Perrault: Samantha, Kate's one mission in life is to discredit you.

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Lucas Roberts: [to Nicole] I'm really sorry about the wedding. I know you were looking forward to saying, "I do" to Victor's fortune.

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Lucas Roberts: You know what, Nicole, you really do have it all, don't you? A beautiful baby, a rich fiance, and a bitchy attitude.

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Lucas: I love you.
Nicole: Get over it.

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Lucas: If I live to be one hundred, I will never understand women.

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Mimi: [Coughing ] oh, mom, I didn't race home from green mountain just to breathe your second-hand smoke.
Bonnie Lockhart: I'm in big trouble, baby. I need all the help I can get.
Mimi: Why? What is going on?
Bonnie Lockhart: I told you on the phone. Patrick's back.
Mimi: So? How is that life and death? Mom, why are you even freaking out? Look, rex and I left a beautiful lodge with hot tubs and views that would knock your eyes out just so I could answer your S.O.S. What gives?
Bonnie Lockhart: Well, you know how your brother can be.
Mimi: I know how he can be when you provoke him.
Bonnie Lockhart: Mouthy. Both of you.
Mimi: I am really afraid to ask. What kind of screwed-up situation have you got yourself into this time?

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Mimi: I don't know if you know this or not but you're standing right under the mistletoe.
Rex: Does that mean something?
Mimi: Yeah... this. (kisses him)

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Mimi: I shouldn't have said what I said.
Bonnie Lockhart: [Blows nose ] Is that an apology, baby?
Mimi: Don't push it.
Bonnie Lockhart: [Blows nose ] Gosh, when I - when the waterworks get going, it's kind of hard to make them stop. Oh, baby, we shouldn't fight. We should be the best of friends.
Mimi: I have a best friend - belle.
Bonnie Lockhart: [Scoffs ] Belle. What kind of best friend steals your guy right out from under your nose?
Mimi: What are you talking about? I'm in love with rex.
Bonnie Lockhart: You just think you're in love with him. It wasn't so long ago you were hot for that Kevin.
Mimi: Oh, that thing with Kevin was very... casual. The only reason I ever liked him was 'cause he was the first boy to pay attention to me.
Bonnie Lockhart: That's not how I remember it. Trip to Paris ring a bell? You got your first kiss from Shawn Brady on that trip.
Mimi: Oh, mom!

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