Dancer, Texas Pop. 81 Quotes

Keller Coleman: Do you know what people mean when they say "safe sex"?
Keller's Grandfather: [Chuckles] Keller, at my age, there ain't no such thing. I could keel over right in the middle of it. At my age you don't worry about catchin' somethin'. You worry about finishing up in one piece.
Keller Coleman: [Grins sheepishly] I'm gonna' miss you, grandpa.
Keller's Grandfather: You're leavin' in the morning. Go to bed.

Movie: Dancer, Texas Pop. 81
Reverend: Squirrel, we've missed you in church these past few years.

Movie: Dancer, Texas Pop. 81
Squirrel: Beats me why women fall for some men instead of others.
Sue Ann: I bet you got a lot of girlfriends, huh?
Squirrel: Yeah, right.
Sue Ann: Well, I'll bet pretty soon some girl's gonna' come along, see how nice you are and chase after you 'til you marry her.
Squirrel: No, ma'am. It don't work like that. See, women don't chase after nice guys. They chase after guys like HIM and try to turn 'em into nice guys. It doesn't work.

Movie: Dancer, Texas Pop. 81