Damsels in Distress Quotes
Heather: Violet's identity is made up. I don't think she's crazy.
Violet: No, I am.
Violet: No, I am.
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Violet: When you have problems yourself, it's great to hear about someone else's truly idiotic ones, please go on.
Heather: Wow!
Violet: What?
Heather: When you said that about depressed people being mean, you weren't joking.
Heather: Wow!
Violet: What?
Heather: When you said that about depressed people being mean, you weren't joking.
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Violet: Hello! Are you a new student?
Lily: Yes.
Violet: Good, we thought so. We'd like to help you.
Lily: Yes.
Violet: Good, we thought so. We'd like to help you.
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Violet: What would you say are the most effective means to fight depression?
Thor: Beer?
Frank: No, beer's a downer! Cocktails! Hard liqueur and spirits is what really gives you a lift.
Thor: Beer?
Frank: No, beer's a downer! Cocktails! Hard liqueur and spirits is what really gives you a lift.
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Violet: Seven Oaks is the last of the Select Seven to go co-ed. An atmosphere of male barbarism predominates. We're going to change that.
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Depressed Debbie: [about Violet]I suppose now she'll want the doughnuts too.
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Violet: [to Jimbo, who she believes is depressed]Did you know that a good-smelling environment is crucial to our overall sense of well-being? Have you considered finding a better-smelling place to live?
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Lily: [about Charlie]I would hate to think what would happen if one of you guys got her claws into him.
Rose: That's outrageous! We're perfectly nice! We've met lots of pathetic guys, and nothing very bad happened.
Rose: That's outrageous! We're perfectly nice! We've met lots of pathetic guys, and nothing very bad happened.
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Lily: Oh my god! How crazy! He's completely insane. I almost dated him!
Heather: You can say that about a lot of guys.
Heather: You can say that about a lot of guys.
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Heather: I'm sure I've heard of strategic development. I think it's something pretty important.
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Mad Madge: [Violet is practicing her tap routine]What do you think you're doing?
Violet: I'm sorry, did I disturb you?
Mad Madge: Why are you wearing tap shoes? Are you out of your mind?
Violet: I think that's pretty clear...
Violet: I'm sorry, did I disturb you?
Mad Madge: Why are you wearing tap shoes? Are you out of your mind?
Violet: I think that's pretty clear...
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Lily: There's no logic to the algebra of love.
Fred Packenstacker: The algebra of love? That sounds like the title of some lame book.
Lily: It's a title but the book's not lame at all.
Fred Packenstacker: Love's algebra? I always thought it was more geometry.
Lily: Okay, the title's not good but the book is.
Fred Packenstacker: What's it say?
Lily: Well, that while we're all perverse in our romantic preferences, there's actually this logic, or algebra to our perversity. And it has something to do with how the species has evolved.
Fred Packenstacker: The survival of the species?
Lily: Yes, and whether it will continue to do so.
Fred Packenstacker: The algebra of love? That sounds like the title of some lame book.
Lily: It's a title but the book's not lame at all.
Fred Packenstacker: Love's algebra? I always thought it was more geometry.
Lily: Okay, the title's not good but the book is.
Fred Packenstacker: What's it say?
Lily: Well, that while we're all perverse in our romantic preferences, there's actually this logic, or algebra to our perversity. And it has something to do with how the species has evolved.
Fred Packenstacker: The survival of the species?
Lily: Yes, and whether it will continue to do so.
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Rose: Call the cops, a suicide might be in progress!
Heather: You mean the *campus* cops?
Heather: You mean the *campus* cops?
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Freak Astaire: The show is for everyone.
Depressed Debbie: [Protesting]No, it's NOT! It's for the clinically depressed!
Depressed Debbie: [Protesting]No, it's NOT! It's for the clinically depressed!
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Thor: [Looking out on the rainy day]Would you say today is *very* gray?
Jimbo: More like blue-gray
Thor: [to himself]Damn!
Jimbo: More like blue-gray
Thor: [to himself]Damn!
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Violet: Rose has a very sensitive nose. Have you heard of nasal shock syndrome? Any harsh, acrid, or just disgusting odor sends Rose into nasal shock
Rose: This wasn't true nasal shock. Had it been, I'd've lost consciousness entirely.
Lily: Just from some b.o.?
Violet: Just some b.o .? Omigod, Lily, you must have a very high threshold for pain! That'll serve you well here at Seven Oaks!
Rose: This wasn't true nasal shock. Had it been, I'd've lost consciousness entirely.
Lily: Just from some b.o.?
Violet: Just some b.o .? Omigod, Lily, you must have a very high threshold for pain! That'll serve you well here at Seven Oaks!
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Violet: I'm not convinced that having a Suicide Prevention Center prevents any suicides.
Rose: Well, the coffee's good.
Lily: If someone were really determined to destroy themselves, I don't think they'd stop for coffee.
Heather: I suppose it depends on what it tastes like.
Rose: Well, the coffee's good.
Lily: If someone were really determined to destroy themselves, I don't think they'd stop for coffee.
Heather: I suppose it depends on what it tastes like.
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Heather: I'm really worried about Thor... It's hard for us to imagine how upsetting it is not knowing what the colors are.
Rose: In fact it's impossible for me to imagine.
Heather: When Thor sees a rainbow - it's only so much gibberish to him. There was one this afternoon: Oh my gosh! He took it hard. Recently there was a parade in the city where the marchers carried rainbow- colored flags and banners. Thor was so upset: he said he'd no idea what it meant
Rose: In fact it's impossible for me to imagine.
Heather: When Thor sees a rainbow - it's only so much gibberish to him. There was one this afternoon: Oh my gosh! He took it hard. Recently there was a parade in the city where the marchers carried rainbow- colored flags and banners. Thor was so upset: he said he'd no idea what it meant
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Violet: We've gotta keep in mind that these guys are young people. They're essentially immature and... crying out for help and guidance.
Rose: Though they don't know it.
Heather: No, they don't, but we do.
Lily: Um, but aren't they the same age as we are?
Rose: Only numerically.
Rose: Though they don't know it.
Heather: No, they don't, but we do.
Lily: Um, but aren't they the same age as we are?
Rose: Only numerically.
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Violet: What scent are you wearing?
Depressed Debbie: What are you talking about?
Violet: The perfume that you're wearing.
Depressed Debbie: *I'm not wearing any perfume!*
Violet: You see, that could be the problem.
Depressed Debbie: What are you talking about?
Violet: The perfume that you're wearing.
Depressed Debbie: *I'm not wearing any perfume!*
Violet: You see, that could be the problem.
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Xavier: The standard clichÚ form of sexual intercourse... is for the man to approach a woman from the front. Cathar lovemaking, I think you'll find very fulfilling. I'll be very careful. We'll go slowly. It'll be a new experience, but one which I think you'll find brings an inexpressible closeness.
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