Crocodile (V) Quotes

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Of course it took me a week to crawl this far. I thought I was a goner. I said to meself, Mick old son, find yourself a nice comfortable spot and lay down and die.
Sue Charlton: Weren't you afraid?
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Of dying? Nah. I read The Bible once. You know God and Jesus and all them apostles? They were all fishermen, just like me. Yeah, straight to heaven for Mick Dundee. Yep, me and God, we'd be mates. [they continue along the way followed by Mick after he had been attacked and injured by a crocodile]

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Walt: Are you really enjoying that?
Diamond: [eating fire-roast bat] Nah - needs garlic.

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[Driving into Wendy's Drive-Thru]
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Now, you pick out what you want on that menu there. Then you yell it out into that box. Then in 2 minutes, you're scoffing it down, without even getting out of the car.
Jacko: So, you can eat like a pig... and nobody can see you. [winks]
Jacko: Clever buggers, these yanks.

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[Mick Crocodile Dundee singing in the bathtub]
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: If I give my heart to you... [pause]
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Then I'll have none and you'll have two...

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