Cracker Quotes
Capt. Spaulding: Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
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Fitz: Gamblers Anonymous? That's created by wankers, for wankers!
Judith: Graham is the leader in the local chapter.
Fitz: I rest my case.
Judith: Graham is the leader in the local chapter.
Fitz: I rest my case.
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Mrs. Rittenhouse: I'm fascinated.
Capt. Spaulding: I'm fascinated, too. Right on the arm.
Capt. Spaulding: I'm fascinated, too. Right on the arm.
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Ravelli: [asking Roscoe Chandler about his new identity] How did you get to be Roscoe W. Chandler?
Roscoe Chandler: Say, how did you get to be an Italian?
Ravelli: Never mind that, whose confession is this?
Roscoe Chandler: Say, how did you get to be an Italian?
Ravelli: Never mind that, whose confession is this?
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[Spaulding has repeatedly told Jamison to take a letter to Spaulding's lawyers, but he has kept interrupting himself]
Capt. Spaulding: I say, take a letter to my lawyers!
Horatio Jamison: Well I am taking it! [long pause, as nothing has yet been written]
Capt. Spaulding: Honorable Charles H., uh, Hungerdunger, care of Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, and McCormick... semicolon.
Horatio Jamison: How do you spell semicolon?
Capt. Spaulding: All right, make it a comma. [pause]
Capt. Spaulding: Honorable Charles. H. Hungerdunger, care of Hunger... [rushes through the repetition]
Capt. Spaulding: ... and McCormick. [pause]
Capt. Spaulding: Gentlemen, question mark? [grunts]
Horatio Jamison: Do you want that, uh, [grunt]
Horatio Jamison: in the letter?
Capt. Spaulding: No, put that in an envelope. [pause]
Capt. Spaulding: Now then. In re yours of the fifth inst., yours to hand and beg to rep... brackets... [pause]
Capt. Spaulding: ... We have gone over the ground carefully, and we seem to believe, i.e., to wit, e.g., in lieu, that, uh, despite all our... precautionary measures which have been involved... [pause]
Capt. Spaulding: ... uh, we seem to believe that it is hardly necessary for us to proceed unless we, uh, receive an ipso facto that is not negligible at this moment, quotes, unquotes, and quotes... [pause]
Capt. Spaulding: ... uh, hoping this finds you, I beg to remain...
Horatio Jamison: [in
Capt. Spaulding: I say, take a letter to my lawyers!
Horatio Jamison: Well I am taking it! [long pause, as nothing has yet been written]
Capt. Spaulding: Honorable Charles H., uh, Hungerdunger, care of Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, and McCormick... semicolon.
Horatio Jamison: How do you spell semicolon?
Capt. Spaulding: All right, make it a comma. [pause]
Capt. Spaulding: Honorable Charles. H. Hungerdunger, care of Hunger... [rushes through the repetition]
Capt. Spaulding: ... and McCormick. [pause]
Capt. Spaulding: Gentlemen, question mark? [grunts]
Horatio Jamison: Do you want that, uh, [grunt]
Horatio Jamison: in the letter?
Capt. Spaulding: No, put that in an envelope. [pause]
Capt. Spaulding: Now then. In re yours of the fifth inst., yours to hand and beg to rep... brackets... [pause]
Capt. Spaulding: ... We have gone over the ground carefully, and we seem to believe, i.e., to wit, e.g., in lieu, that, uh, despite all our... precautionary measures which have been involved... [pause]
Capt. Spaulding: ... uh, we seem to believe that it is hardly necessary for us to proceed unless we, uh, receive an ipso facto that is not negligible at this moment, quotes, unquotes, and quotes... [pause]
Capt. Spaulding: ... uh, hoping this finds you, I beg to remain...
Horatio Jamison: [in
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