Corner Gas Quote
Oscar: Back in the 70s, I wrote a tune called Mona the Monkey. Next thing you know, I turn on the radio and there's Earl the Squirrel.
Karen: That's not exactly what we in the police business call "hard evidence".
Davis: It's not even soft evidence.
Oscar: Mona the Monkey? Earl the Squirrel?
Lacey: Casper the Ghost. Dennis the Menace.
Karen: Tony the Tiger.
Davis: Winnie the Pooh.
Lacey: Soup of the Day.
Oscar: You're all smart. Maybe Tony the Pooh doesn't know when he's being ripped off, ever think about that?
Lacey: Maybe just a half cup for you today.
Karen: That's not exactly what we in the police business call "hard evidence".
Davis: It's not even soft evidence.
Oscar: Mona the Monkey? Earl the Squirrel?
Lacey: Casper the Ghost. Dennis the Menace.
Karen: Tony the Tiger.
Davis: Winnie the Pooh.
Lacey: Soup of the Day.
Oscar: You're all smart. Maybe Tony the Pooh doesn't know when he's being ripped off, ever think about that?
Lacey: Maybe just a half cup for you today.
TV Show: Corner Gas
