Corner Gas Quote
Oscar: I didn't know whether to tell you this or not, but someone in town has a crush on me.
Emma: A crush...on you? You couldn't get a dog to lick you if you were covered in gravy.
Oscar: What the hell are you talking about? Dogs lick me all the time.
Emma: So who's got a crush on you? Is Helen Keller back in town?
Emma: A crush...on you? You couldn't get a dog to lick you if you were covered in gravy.
Oscar: What the hell are you talking about? Dogs lick me all the time.
Emma: So who's got a crush on you? Is Helen Keller back in town?
TV Show: Corner Gas
