Corner Gas Quote

[Brent's new, black gas station uniform shirt inspires him to take on a too-cool attitude]
Gas Customer: Yeah, so it was cloudy this morning, but it looks like it's clearing up.
Brent Leroy: Whoopty ding.
Gas Customer: Pardon?
Brent Leroy: You heard me. [inside Corner Gas, Lacey stares at Brent through a window]
Wanda Dollard: Drool much?
Lacey Burrows: I am not drooling.
Wanda Dollard: Whatever you say, Droolie, but you like this new bad boy Brent, don'tcha?
Lacey Burrows: Brent a bad boy? The same Brent who won't eat crunchy peanut butter because, and I quote, "it feels lumpish and bumply"?
Wanda Dollard: That was Blue Shirt Brent. Black Shirt Brent would eat crunchy peanut butter right off the spoon, no bread. He's a bad boy and you like it.

TV Show: Corner Gas

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