Connie and Carla Quotes

Connie: I like him!
Connie: I saw him before when we were still girls. He was standing out front. We had this moment Carla. He was nice to me.
Carla: What are you talking about?
Connie: Right. Why would he ever be attracted to me? I'm a drag queen.

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Connie: Carla, calm down. Your voice is giving me cramps.

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Connie: Oh God! I kissed Jeff! I kissed Jeff and I wanna kiss him again without my wig!

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Paul: That's not my name.
Brian: How about Patty like me, Patty Cake.
Paul: No.
Robert: Patty O'Furniture.
Paul: No.
Robert: Patty Pooper.
Paul: No!

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Tibor: Stop talking, strange women.

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