Columbo Quote
Lt. Columbo: I wonder if you could help me out with this thing here. Uh, my wife is a terrific dancer and a very good singer but I got two left feet and when it comes to dancing in public, you know, I get self-conscious so, and so she always has to sit it out. Is there something, uh, what can you do for a problem like that?
Ned Diamond: Become a critic.
Ned Diamond: Become a critic.
TV Show: Columbo
