Columbo Quote
Nelson Hayward: I've been calling the papers. I called your commissioner's office from Fresno. But what's being done, Lieutenant?
Lt. Columbo: Uh.
Nelson Hayward: Sit down, sit down.
Lt. Columbo: So far, sir, we don't have a thing.
Nelson Hayward: Oh, that's disheartening.
Lt. Columbo: Officially, that is.
Nelson Hayward: And unofficially?
Lt. Columbo: Unofficially we don't have anything either.
Lt. Columbo: Uh.
Nelson Hayward: Sit down, sit down.
Lt. Columbo: So far, sir, we don't have a thing.
Nelson Hayward: Oh, that's disheartening.
Lt. Columbo: Officially, that is.
Nelson Hayward: And unofficially?
Lt. Columbo: Unofficially we don't have anything either.
TV Show: Columbo
