Club Dread Quote

Coconut Pete: I thought it was time to bring in the pro.
Sam, The Fun Police: Hank?
Coconut Pete: Yes, Hank. The head of security on all my tours.
Jenny: So, what? He keeps aging hippies from stealing the bong out of your tour bus?
Coconut Pete: It just so happens Hank used to be a federal agent. Yes, that's right. Headed a FBI task force on serial killers. Single-handedly caught the Minneapolis Mangler.
Lars: Who's the Minneapolis Mangler?
Hank: Exactly.
Dave: Pete, you are aware that I've personally served this guy twenty beers a day for the last ten years, right?
Hank: [shows a nasty scar on his side] Hey, I was in Nicaragua, junior! When you can stuff your intestines back in your pockets and walk twenty clicks to an aid station after a knife fight with guerilla drug lords, then you talk to me!

Movie: Club Dread

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