Class Quotes

Charles P. 'Charlie' Moore: [as other girls approch Eric about Peer Counseling while talking to him and Simone] What's Happening Eric?
Eric Mardian: Oh, It's peer counseling Mr. Moore. I didn't know that there are a lot of needy girls out there.
Simone Foster: [alarmed by Eric's Peer Counseling schedule] Eric, do you still want to go out with me Saturday Night? Maybe you'll be too busy Helping the needy.
Eric Mardian: Simone, I'm like a Doctor. I'm doing some very important work here.
Charles P. 'Charlie' Moore: Someone should phone the Nobel Prize committee.

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Hubert Downs: Let me handle this. Hey, Walter, listen, you're making a big deal out of nothing. You're not unique you know. Everyone in class had sex with your sister.

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Journalism teacher: So, you'd say you witnessed a subhumanoid meltdown?

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Mr. Bernhardt: I usually have at least a month, before I am faced with student in womens underwear or an artists rendering of my persona danglinf from the rafters. And we're only in the first week. It's frightening to imagine what could happen by christmas, isn't it?

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William Carson III: Paula what are you doing out here?
Paula Carson: What do you mean?
William Carson III: Sh-Shouldn't you be in school you're not *cutting class* I hope!

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[reflecting on life as a subhumanoid]
Roger Smith: I just can't shake that feeling that I'm not a whole person.

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