Christmas Special Quotes

Garfield: Never send a man to do a cat's job.

TV Show: Christmas Special
Jon Arbuckle: We're almost back on the farm now, boys. I can almost smell Mom's chesnut dressing baking in the oven right now.
Garfield: That's not what I smell.

TV Show: Christmas Special
King Of Cartoons: Guess what I've got for you, Pee-Wee?
Pee-wee: It's not a fruit cake, is it?
King Of Cartoons: No, of course not. It's two fruit cakes.

TV Show: Christmas Special
Pee-wee: [Dictating Christmas list] Alright, Conky, In conclusion, add to that a pup tent, football, new train set, seven encyclopedias and one of those dolls you fill up with the gooey-gloopy stuff. Sign it, um, Most sincerely yours - especially on this holiday season - Your Pal, who's been very, very, very, very, very good all this whole year long, Pee-Wee 'I'm not kidding about how good I've been' Herman. P.S., I really have been good. Please believe me, Santa, please! Please and thank you. I've practically been an angel.
Conky: Gee-gee-gee, Pee-Wee, do you think you asked for enough?
Pee-wee: Hmm, no. But I didn't want to appear to be greedy. Print that out, would you, Conky? [When the list is printed, it is several miles long]

TV Show: Christmas Special
Pee-wee: Excuse me, Miss Yvonne, but before you go making out with everybody in the playhouse, how about forking over that gift?

TV Show: Christmas Special
[Departing for the North Pole]
Pinky: Right, that would be... [Beat]
Brain: North.
Pinky: NORTH! Right.

TV Show: Christmas Special