Christmas Carol Quotes

Ebenezer Blackadder: Can I get you a cup or tea or anything?
Spirit of Christmas: You wouldn't have anything a wee bit more... medicinal?
Ebenezer Blackadder: Oh, I see. No, I've only got some of Nurse McCready's Surgical Bruise Lotion.
Spirit of Christmas: [takes bottle] Oh! Nothing but the best at this house!

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Ebenezer Blackadder: My, what a jolly young girl.
Baldrick: Yeah, pity she nicked all the presents.

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Ebenezer Scrooge: [after Marley's Ghost enters] What do you want with me?
Marley's Ghost: Much.

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Ebenezer Scrooge: [after Cratchit claps following Fred's speech to Scrooge] Another sound from you... and you'll keep your Christmas by losing your situation.

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Yosemite Sam: [sees Crachit warming himself] So stealin' coal, eh? [walks into Crachit's workroom]
Yosemite Sam: Well I'm takin' it back, see? [Scrooge takes the large piece of coal out of Crachit's stove with his bear hand - resulting in him dropping it because its so hot]
Yosemite Sam: [dropping the coal] YEEOW! [Scrooge blows on his hand]
Yosemite Sam: [angry] Pesky coal resuller! [picks up the coal with the pair of tongs, runs back into his own room, throws it in his fireplace and rubs his hands]
Bugs Bunny: [opens the door and enters with his band] Merry Christmas! [they starting singing Deck The Halls]

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[Bugs is disguised as a ghost, picking up and dropping chains in the corridor outside Scrooge's bedroom]
Yosemite Sam: [gets out of bed a runs towards the door] WHAT IN SAM HILLS IS GOING ON? [Scrooge opens the door and Bugs stops dropping the chains. Scrooge doesn't see him]
Yosemite Sam: [puzzled] I know I heard somethin'. [Scrooge closes the door and Bugs walks up and down the corridor beating a big base drum. Scrooge opens the door again, and Bugs stops beating the drum]
Yosemite Sam: [even more puzzled] I coulda swore someone was a-beating a drum out here. [closes the door, goes back to bed but the drumming starts again]
Yosemite Sam: [angry] OOH! I'LL...! [Scrooge charges out of his room and runs down the corridor. His cat, a Silvester look-a-like, wakes up, sees Scrooge, attempts to get out of his way but falls down the stairs - so does Scrooge]

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