Catscratch Quotes

[Mr. Blick pulls on the ship's wheel and Waffle pulls on the other end]
Waffle: I'm not leaving without Gordon! It's my ship too!
Mr. Blick: Well, I'm taking control of it; it's called Mutiny!
Waffle: Well, if you can mutiny, so can I. I mutiny, mutiny!
Mr. Blick: Then I mutiny, mutiny, mutiny!
Waffle: Then I mutiny, mutiny, mutiny, mutiny! [both continue to shout "mutiny" over and over]

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Mr. Blick: [the two are dressed as a unicorn, and Waffle is dropping eggs] What are you doing?
Waffle: I'm laying eggs. It's so we can find our way back!
Mr. Blick: Unicorns don't lay eggs!
Waffle: Oh, yeah? And how do *you* know?
Mr. Blick: Because *I'm* in the head. It's where the brains are. Now come on!

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Barkmeat: [flames develop and a dark shadow of Barkmeat appears] Who dares enter the sanctity of my domain? Name yourself.
Waffle: W-W-Waffle. Wh-who are you?
Barkmeat: History has given me many names. You may call me... [Shrimpy dog arrives]
Barkmeat: Barkmeat.

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Gordon: Now what's the moral of this story?
Mr. Blick: To get rocks from the moon so I can win the cook-off!
Waffle: I thought it was never trust a seal lady.

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Mr. Blick: I have an idea!
Waffle: I have an idea, too!
Mr. Blick: What's your idea?
Waffle: To listen to your idea!

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Mr. Blick: Hovis! My important hat!
Hovis: And what hat would that be, sir?
Mr. Blick: The one that lets everyone know what I am! [gives him a beanie with spinning top]

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