Barbershop Quotes
Calvin: Ray! I told you to stop coming in here soliciting. Are you retarded or something?
Ray-Ray: No.
Calvin: Are you stupid, simple, or slow; which one?
Ray-Ray: No.
Calvin: Are you stupid, simple, or slow; which one?
Movie: Barbershop
Jimmy: Eddie, not only is what you're saying not true, it is wrong and disrespectful for you to discuss Rosa Parks in that way.
Eddie: Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where can we talk straight? We can't talk straight nowhere else. You know, this ain't nothin' but healthy conversation, that's all.
Eddie: Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where can we talk straight? We can't talk straight nowhere else. You know, this ain't nothin' but healthy conversation, that's all.
Movie: Barbershop
Ricky: [to Issac] Man, you cut hair like a *****! Cuttin' little I's in the back of people's heads an' ****!
Movie: Barbershop
Terri: Don't touch my stuff no more, or there *will* be reprecussions...
Jimmy: You know what, reprecussion my nuts!
Terri: *Grow* some!
Eddie: Well, you heard that, didn't you, Planters?
Jimmy: You know what, reprecussion my nuts!
Terri: *Grow* some!
Eddie: Well, you heard that, didn't you, Planters?
Movie: Barbershop
Terri: Don't touch my stuff no more, or there *will* be reprecussions...
Jimmy: You know what, "reprecussion" my nuts!
Terri: *Grow* some!
Eddie: Well, you heard that, didn't you, "Planters"?
Jimmy: You know what, "reprecussion" my nuts!
Terri: *Grow* some!
Eddie: Well, you heard that, didn't you, "Planters"?
Movie: Barbershop
Terri: Who drank my goddamn apple juice?
Calvin: Whoa! Terri, stop cussing. This ain't Def Comedy Jam!
Calvin: Whoa! Terri, stop cussing. This ain't Def Comedy Jam!
Movie: Barbershop