Carry on England Quotes

Brigadier: Surely in the interest of efficiency, you shouldn't have someone with those [points at Easy's breasts]
Brigadier: doing that. [points at the equipment]
Capt. S. Melly: Do you know Sir, you are absolutely right,
Brigadier: Yes, well I do try and keep abreast of things.

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Capt. S. Melly: Permission to carry on, Sir?
Brigadier: Please do.

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Sgt. Len Able: It's the real thing, Sergeant Major?

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Sgt. Maj. Tiger Bloomer: I beg your pardon, Sir, but I has found you gets more out of the shower if they're's allowed to wake up sort of gradual like.
Capt. S. Melly: Well from now on, they're going to wake up sort of sudden like.

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[Major Butcher is called in to deal with some friction burns to Capt. S. Melly's bottom]
Maj. Butcher: That's quite a nasty friction burn you have there. What you been doing, eh? Arsing about?

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[Sgt Tilly Willing sees Melly for the first time]
Sgt. Tilly Willing: Two inches shorter, he could see right up my skirt!

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