Carry on Cleo Quotes
Bilius: Hail, Mark Antony!
Mark Antony: Hail - snow, rain, thunder, lighting - the lot! Julius in? [Gloria screams and runs out]
Mark Antony: I see he is!
Mark Antony: Hail - snow, rain, thunder, lighting - the lot! Julius in? [Gloria screams and runs out]
Mark Antony: I see he is!
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Julius Caesar: I've cleaned up this city. Have you forgotten my slogan? 'Nihil expectore in omnibus' - no spitting on the public transport.
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Seneca: Ooh, Arab eh? I've heard they're intense lovers.
Mark Antony: Well naturally, they do everything in tents.
Mark Antony: Well naturally, they do everything in tents.
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[Of the Britons]
Mark Antony: You know I just don't get these Britons; everytime we get a good punch up going, someone behind the line yells Teas up! and they all disappear!
Julius Caesar: Teas up? How very odd! It must be one of these strange gods they worship, like this other one they're always talking about, Crumpet.
Mark Antony: What?
Julius Caesar: Crum-pet, I don't understand it at all.
Mark Antony: You know something; I don't think these Britons don't want to be conquered.
Mark Antony: You know I just don't get these Britons; everytime we get a good punch up going, someone behind the line yells Teas up! and they all disappear!
Julius Caesar: Teas up? How very odd! It must be one of these strange gods they worship, like this other one they're always talking about, Crumpet.
Mark Antony: What?
Julius Caesar: Crum-pet, I don't understand it at all.
Mark Antony: You know something; I don't think these Britons don't want to be conquered.
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[running gag]
Julius Caesar: Friends, Romans...
Whoever happens to be next to him: Countrymen.
Julius Caesar: I know!
Julius Caesar: Friends, Romans...
Whoever happens to be next to him: Countrymen.
Julius Caesar: I know!
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