Lapland Odyssey 3 Quotes

Kõmõrõinen: [after meeting two 'naturist' / nude hikers, as they walk off]Let's follow them!
Janne Syvõjõrvi: [Looking on, considering for very short while]No, there's nothing more pathetic than middle aged men drooling over random asses.

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Janne Syvõjõrvi: If you're going to follow, please shut up... and leave the beer here!
Kõmõrõinen: These are expensive beers: I ordered from Holland. 15.6 ABV freeze distilled!

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Girl's bog hiker's leader: Girls, let's sprint across the bog!
Bog hikers: [All twelve young women hikers pass the three hiking lads along the bog narrow duckboards, to each individually, one after the other]Hello [in Finnish 'Terve']

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Timo: How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb? One, two, one, two.

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Inari Juntura: [Being hit on - again - by Pikku-Mikko]Besides, I love Janne [her husband]
Inari Juntura: - not always, but usually!

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Joukkueen jõsen: [after colleague, Kai, has fallen asleep in the open, mosquito thick wilderness - with his penis out... ]You're closer to the meaning of life. A hundred females have sucked your dick.

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Joukkueen jõsen: I've written a joik* about the debt crisis in Europe - and about the local supermarket. [*traditional laplander / Sami throat singing song / poem]

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