Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death Quotes

Dr. Margo Hunt: Dr. Kurtz, I'm unfamiliar with the academic guidelines at Radcliffe, but I would think any major university would consider warring on the United States and eating prisoners of war a serious breach of ethics.
Dr. Kurtz: Always the cautious scholar, huh, Dr. Hunt?

Movie: Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Jim: Do you know what jungle herb cures the poisonous bite of the river snake? Do you know where the only land route is around the white waters of death? Do you know the way through the secret maze caves that lie underneath Hangman's Cliff? Huh, do you?
Margo Hunt: Well, no, I don't. Do you?
Jim: Well, no, but I have this paperback.

Movie: Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Jim: I'd rather have you kill me than make me a gelding.

Movie: Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
[first lines] [Fred and Sam are hacking their way through the Avocado Jungle with machetes, then pause to take stock of their situation]
Fred: We're lost.
Sam: No, we're not - look! Over there! [the camera zooms in on an avocado hanging from a twig. The two guys approach it, and Sam pulls the avocado into his hand. Fred takes it and stashes away]
Fred: Sam.
Sam: Yeah?
Fred: I think we should head back. We're getting in too deep.
Sam: Oh, don't - Wait a second. What's that I hear? It sounds like... women! Laughing!
Fred: Let's get outta here.
Sam: No, no, come on, man, don't be such a coward. Let's check this out! [He gleefully pushes the foliage aside and strides forward; Fred follows. A small waterfall roars down into an idyllic scene: a pond filled with gorgeous women who have bare breasts and perfect tans. They are giggling, diving, and splashing around]
Sam: Look at them! They're beautiful! Aren't they the most lovely, sensuous, inviting women you've ever seen?
Fred: Let's get outta here.
Sam: What are you, nuts? Look at them!
Fred: They're dangerous!
Sam: They don't look dangerous. [a brunette tosses a ball to a blonde. It's all very innocent-seeming]
Sam: They look... lonely. [Fred looks at him incredulously]
Fred: [whispering] We have to get out of here.
Sam: Yeah? Well, I'm gonna go introduce myself. Yoohoo! Ladies! Ladies! [a moment later, the Amazons are armed with bows and arrows. Sam falls dead with an astonished look on his fa

Movie: Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
[first lines] [Fred and Sam are hacking their way through the Avocado Jungle with machetes, then pause to take stock of their situation]
Fred: We're lost.
Sam: No, we're not - look! Over there! [the camera zooms in on an avocado hanging from a twig. The two guys approach it, and Sam pulls the avocado into his hand. Fred takes it and stashes away]
Fred: Sam.
Sam: Yeah?
Fred: I think we should head back. We're getting in too deep.
Sam: Oh, don't - Wait a second. What's that I hear? It sounds like... women! Laughing!
Fred: Let's get outta here.
Sam: No, no, come on, man, don't be such a coward. Let's check this out! [He gleefully pushes the foliage aside and strides forward; Fred follows. A small waterfall roars down into an idyllic scene: a pond filled with gorgeous women who have bare breasts and perfect tans. They are giggling, diving, and splashing around]
Sam: Look at them! They're beautiful! Aren't they the most lovely, sensuous, inviting women you've ever seen?
Fred: Let's get outta here.
Sam: What are you, nuts? Look at them!
Fred: They're dangerous!
Sam: They don't look dangerous. [a brunette tosses a ball to a blonde. It's all very innocent-seeming]
Sam: They look... lonely. [Fred looks at him incredulously]
Fred: [whispering] We have to get out of here.
Sam: Yeah? Well, I'm gonna go introduce myself. Yoohoo! Ladies! Ladies! [a moment later, the Amazons are armed with bows and arrows. Sam falls dead with an astonished look on his face. Fred turns to run, and in a parody of all the cl

Movie: Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death