Buzz Quotes

XR: None dare defy my dark master!
Buzz Lightyear: Ranger, you are not helping your service record.

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Booster: The Space Ranger Manual says No Ranger is allowed to go on a mission without a partner. I think it's Section B, sub-section Delta.
Buzz Lightyear: Actually, it's sub-section Gamma.
XR: He's right, big guy, sub-section Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?
Buzz Lightyear: Because nose rings are for punks, little mister!
Mira Nova: Well if you can go out without a partner, I don't see why XR can't have a nose ring.
XR: Hey, I'm not the one getting a nose ring, I was just making a statement.
Booster: Then, who's getting a nose ring? [gasp]
Booster: That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!

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Buzz Lightyear: This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance - Evil Emperor Zurg!
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z: [as Warp Darkmatter] What plot? You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree!
Buzz Lightyear: The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty-cats out of his nefarious schemes?

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Mira Nova: Buzz, you are never gonna guess what happened.
Buzz Lightyear: Does it involve a matter transport device and three overly competitive rookies?

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Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z: Why didn't you tell me?
Buzz Lightyear: Sorry, it was strictly need-to-know classified.
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z: I'm your partner, I need to know.
Buzz Lightyear: Now you do.
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z: Anything else I should know?
Buzz Lightyear: No, I'd say you're up to speed.
Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z: Okay, thank you.

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Warp Darkmatter: All I know is that we've searched half the Zeta quadrant to find the missing LGM's and what do we find? A lot of nothing! [a gigantic alien monster rises up from a crater directly behind Warp. He sees Buzz's horrified expression]
Warp Darkmatter: [thumbing over his shouder] There's something really bad behind me, isn't there?

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