Brideless Groom Quotes
Larry: [after the phone booth's walls fall and Moe and Shemp fall out of it] [to Moe]
Larry: What happened?
Moe: That's what I want to know.
Larry: What happened?
Moe: That's what I want to know.
Movie: Brideless Groom
Moe: Shut up and listen. Do you remember your Uncle Caleb?
Shemp: Do I? Why, that old tightwad! He'd steal flies from a blind spider!
Moe: But, Shemp, he's...
Shemp: He's a louse and a weasel!
Moe: Yeah? Well, he just died and left you $500,000 bucks.
Shemp: Just like that old skin flint! [gasps]
Shemp: $500,000? [begins to cry]
Shemp: Poor old Uncle Caleb! Like I was sayin', he was a swell guy, giving me the shirt off his back and throwing the buttons too.
Shemp: Do I? Why, that old tightwad! He'd steal flies from a blind spider!
Moe: But, Shemp, he's...
Shemp: He's a louse and a weasel!
Moe: Yeah? Well, he just died and left you $500,000 bucks.
Shemp: Just like that old skin flint! [gasps]
Shemp: $500,000? [begins to cry]
Shemp: Poor old Uncle Caleb! Like I was sayin', he was a swell guy, giving me the shirt off his back and throwing the buttons too.
Movie: Brideless Groom
Shemp: That's enough for today, you might hurt your voice. Ya know, bend it or crack it or break it or something.
Movie: Brideless Groom