Book Club Quote

Vivian: [grabs copies of Fifty Shades of Grey from bag]I would like to introduce you to Christian Grey.
Diane: Oh...
Sharon: Oh, no.
Vivian: [passes books to the other ladies]Why? It was a bestseller made into a movie.
Carol: Oh, and that is our theme this year.
Diane: Oh, wow.
Sharon: We are not reading this.
Vivian: It's my month! When it's your month, you can choose whatever boring, depressing book you want.
Sharon: I'm not sure this qualifies as a book.
Vivian: Well, 50 million people can't be wrong.
Sharon: To... to even be holding this book is embarrassing.
Vivian: Who's judging you? Your cat?
Carol: I do like the idea of a romance.
Sharon: We are too old.
Carol: But it does say right here 'for mature audiences'.
Diane: Yeah, that certainly sounds like us.
Sharon: We started this book club to stimulate our minds.
Vivian: Well, from what I hear, this book is quite stimulating.
Diane: Oh, God.
Vivian: [grabs her wine glass and gets up]So... come on! Let's toast to our new book.
Carol: All right. [the ladies get up to toast]
Vivian: Drink up. Hoist that glass. Happy reading, ladies.

Movie: Book Club

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