Blues Brothers 2000 Quotes

Cab Chamberlain: I thought you said she was old and ugly.
Elwood Blues: Ix-nay on the ugly-ay.

Movie: Blues Brothers 2000
Elwood Blues: [after the Louisiana Gator Boys won the Battle of the bands and everything has calm down] Would you fellas care to jam?
Malvern Gasperon: What you think, Eric?
Eric Clapton: Why not?
Malvern Gasperon: One, two, One two three four! [the Blues Brothers and the Louisiana Gator Boys play New Orleans]

Movie: Blues Brothers 2000
Elwood Blues: Stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the Internet and you can be President of the United States some day.

Movie: Blues Brothers 2000
Mother Mary Stigmata: Elwood, say hello to Buster.
Elwood Blues: [not interested] Hi, how ya doin'.
Mother Mary Stigmata: Buster, say hello to Elwood.
Buster Blues: [same tone as Elwood] Hi, how you doin'.
Elwood Blues: Hey! This kid's a wise ass! [gets thwacked over the head by Mother Mary Stigmata]
Elwood Blues: Ow, shit! [Get's hit again]
Elwood Blues: I mean, uh... what a nice... kid.

Movie: Blues Brothers 2000