Bleach Quotes

Ichigo Kurosaki: [to Renji] The name is Ichigo. I'm the one who's gonna beat your ass. How's it goin'?

Movie: Bleach
Kuchiki Byakuya: Where are you going, Renji?
Abarai Renji: [pause, whole body sweats; fist clenches as he fights being overwhelmed by Captain Kuchiki's spirit force] I am going... to save Rukia.
Kuchiki Byakuya: [brief pause; voice neutral] I do not permit it.
Abarai Renji: [louder, sounds & looks determined] I'm going! [the Captain stands there silently; Renji turns to face him]
Abarai Renji: Is there no way you could let me pass?
Kuchiki Byakuya: [brief pause] I will not say it twice.

Movie: Bleach
Kurosaki Ichigo: [standing outside his house] See you... Yuzu, Karin... Pops. [beat; and then-]
Kurosaki Isshin: Good MORNING, [Ichigo looks up to see his dad about to land on him]
Kurosaki Isshin: I~chi- [Ichigo moves aside a split second before his father hits the ground]
Kurosaki Isshin: go!
Kurosaki Isshin: [groans in pain] You were able to dodge that attack; you are truly my son.

Movie: Bleach
Rukia Kuchiki: [seeing Claude in his 'stuffed animal' body] He's so-so cute. [Claude makes puzzled noise; suddenly Rukia grabs & hugs him]
Rukia Kuchiki: [voice higher pitched] Ooh I just love him! [rubbing her cheek on his head]
Rukia Kuchiki: He looks just like my Chappy!
Kon: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What's the big idea? I thought I was the one you loved the best! How can love be so cruel? [Rukia keeps cuddling Claude]
Orihime Inoue: [sounding apologetic] You mean alot to me Rukia; but as much as I'd like to, I can't give you 'Claude'. [gasps; face suddenly looks serious]
Orihime Inoue: We both want the same man; it's a love triangle!
Kon: [jumping up & down] I wanna be in the love triangle, *too*! Here I was sure *I* was the fluffy, comforting character, when suddenly disaster strikes! I've been tossed out like an old shoe! Kicked to the curb! Sent to sleep with the fishes! NOOOOOO! [keeps crying as he roles around on the ground]

Movie: Bleach
[after the Hollow takes to the air]
Rukia Kuchiki: Hey, don't just stand there! Get moving! He's in the air, right above you.
Yasutora 'Chad' Sado: [turns around, as if just noticing her] Hey there new girl. Are you telling me that you can see ghosts?
Rukia Kuchiki: There's no time to explain that now. Just get away before he strikes!
Yasutora 'Chad' Sado: Where exactly?
Rukia Kuchiki: [puzzled] Huh? Why?
Yasutora 'Chad' Sado: When he charges, you just tell me where he is.
Rukia Kuchiki: Even if I did tell you, what would you do about it? [wrapping his arms around a nearby telephone pole]
Yasutora 'Chad' Sado: When you've got flies, [voice tensing with his muscles]
Yasutora 'Chad' Sado: you use a fly swatter.

Movie: Bleach

Ichigo Kurosaki: Eh-eah. [wipes away blood]
Ikkaku Madarame: I don't get it.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Hm?...
Ikkaku Madarame: Sure there's some distance between us, but only a novice unfamiliar with fighting would allow a hand to leave his sword during a match!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Why don't you just shut your trap! Alright? I got blood in my eyes! So I just stopped to wipe it away!
Ikkaku Madarame: Even shallow wounds above the eye bleed profusely. [removes a cap on the end of his hilt]
Ichigo Kurosaki: [puzzeled] Mm!
Ikkaku Madarame: [dabbing his fingers in an ointment inside his hilt] Therefore you must stop the bleeding... [spreading the ointment over his cut]
Ikkaku Madarame: you can't just wipe it away.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Hey! That's not fair! You have a special ointment to stop your bleeding!
Ikkaku Madarame: It is too fair. It's called being prepared, you idiot! Instead of complaining, you should be applauding my professionalism!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Eh-eah...

TV Show: Bleach

Ichigo Kurosaki: Eh-eah... [wipes away blood]
Ikkaku Madarame: I don't get it.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Hm?...
Ikkaku Madarame: Sure there's some distance between us, but only a novice unfamiliar with fighting would allow a hand to leave his sword during a match!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Why don't you just shut your trap! Alright? I got blood in my eyes! So I just stopped to wipe it awawy!
Ikkaku Madarame: Even shallow wounds above the eye bleed profusely.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Mm!
Ikkaku Madarame: Therefore you must stop the bleeding... you can't just wipe it away.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Hey! That's not fair! You have a special ointment to stop your bleeding!
Ikkaku Madarame: It is too fair. It's called being prepared, you idiot! Instead of complaining, you should be applaoding my professionalism!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Eh-eah...

TV Show: Bleach

Zangetsu: [looking up at the sky; thinking] Ichigo... do you know how I hate rain? And it rains in this world, too. If your heart is troubled, the skies will become cloudy. If you grieve, it will rain ever so easily. [pause]
Zangetsu: I wonder if you can understand... the fear of being rained on in this lonely world... To stop that rain, I shall lend you any strength, any power. If you just have faith in me, I will not allow any rain to fall upon this world. [speaking out loud]
Zangetsu: Trust me, Ichigo. As long as I am here, you'll never fight alone.

TV Show: Bleach

Kon: I should report you to the stuffed animal rights organization!

TV Show: Bleach

Kon: I should report you to the stuffed animal rights organization!

TV Show: Bleach

Ikkaku Madarame: At least... tell me your name.
Ichigo Kurosaki: Ichigo Kurosaki.
Ikkaku Madarame: Huh, Ichigo? That's a good name.
Ichigo Kurosaki: You think so? No one's ever told me that before.
Ikkaku Madarame: Yeah they say that guys with Ichi in their names are overflowing with talent and good looks. At least that's what I've heard...
Ikkaku Madarame: I'm Third Seat Assistant Adjutant Squad 11. Ikkaku Madarame! Well, Ichi, what say we be friends!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Huh! Ain't gonna happen...

TV Show: Bleach

Rukia Kuchiki: [seeing Claude in his 'stuffed animal' body] He's so-so cute. [Claude makes puzzled noise; suddenly Rukia grabs & hugs him]
Rukia Kuchiki: [voice higher pitched] Ooh I just love him! [rubbing her cheek on his head]
Rukia Kuchiki: He looks just like my Chappy!
Kon: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What's the big idea? I thought I was the one you loved the best! How can love be so cruel? [Rukia keeps cuddling Claude]
Orihime Inoue: [sounding apologetic] You mean alot to me Rukia; but as much as I'd like to, I can't give you 'Claude'. [gasps; face suddenly looks serious]
Orihime Inoue: We both want the same man; it's a love triangle!
Kon: [jumping up & down] I wanna be in the love triangle, *too*! Here I was sure *I* was the fluffy, comforting character, when suddenly disaster strikes! I've been tossed out like an old shoe! Kicked to the curb! Sent to sleep with the fishes! NOOOOOO! [keeps crying as he roles around on the ground]

TV Show: Bleach

Ichigo Kurosaki: [to Renji] The name is Ichigo. I'm the one who's gonna beat your ass. How's it goin'?

TV Show: Bleach
Ichigo Kurosaki: I'm not so noble to risk my life for strangers... or so low to desert people in trouble!

Movie: Bleach