Bite Marks Quotes
Cary: Do you know how I'd like to spend my last moment on earth? Curled up in bed with you. My arms around your chest, pressed up against your back, my lips on your skin as I say my last goodbye. What will you say to that?
Vogel: Yugh! I'm being hugged by a corpse!
Vogel: Yugh! I'm being hugged by a corpse!
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Cary: I say we sleep here tonight and head out on our own again in the morning.
Vogel: What, and just leave him?
Cary: We just met the guy. It's not like we're gonna follow him on Twitter.
Vogel: What, and just leave him?
Cary: We just met the guy. It's not like we're gonna follow him on Twitter.
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Cary: What is that?
Vogel: Sounds like Carnie Wilson with a plate of chicken wings.
Vogel: Sounds like Carnie Wilson with a plate of chicken wings.
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Cary: Why don't they just break through the window?
Vogel: Zombies are too weak.
Cary: They're not zombies. Zombies don't run.
Vogel: What about in Dawn of the Dead?
Cary: The zombies didn't run in Dawn of the Dead.
Vogel: The remake.
Cary: Phfft! The remake!
Vogel: I know... the original had subtext. You know what else the original had? Blue zombies! You have to admit, the first ten minutes of the remake were...
Cary: Hey, how much did you pay to see the remake? Twelve bucks? Kind of expensive for ten good minutes, huh?
Vogel: Zombies are too weak.
Cary: They're not zombies. Zombies don't run.
Vogel: What about in Dawn of the Dead?
Cary: The zombies didn't run in Dawn of the Dead.
Vogel: The remake.
Cary: Phfft! The remake!
Vogel: I know... the original had subtext. You know what else the original had? Blue zombies! You have to admit, the first ten minutes of the remake were...
Cary: Hey, how much did you pay to see the remake? Twelve bucks? Kind of expensive for ten good minutes, huh?
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Cary: Careful, it's slippery.
Vogel: It's like the back room at the ManCave in here. Remember that?
Cary: That wasn't me.
Vogel: It's like the back room at the ManCave in here. Remember that?
Cary: That wasn't me.
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Vogel: That's a really photographic pile of junk, Cary.
Cary: I suppose you'd like it better if it wore a speedo.
Vogel: Everything looks better in a speedo.
Cary: I suppose you'd like it better if it wore a speedo.
Vogel: Everything looks better in a speedo.
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Brewster: This wouldn't be a funeral home, would it?
McDougall: No, we do Brazilian waxes.
McDougall: No, we do Brazilian waxes.
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McDougall: What's the matter, son, you piss yourself?
Brewster: Nah. Like if I were an avocado at a mosquito convention pissin' on a firecracker, how 'bout that?
Brewster: Nah. Like if I were an avocado at a mosquito convention pissin' on a firecracker, how 'bout that?
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Vogel: What I don't get is with all these sucker fuckers around, why did only one vampire attack the mechanic? Why didn't they gang-fang him like they did McDougall?
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[the vampire mechanic grabs Cary's phone]Vogel: What are you doing?
The Mechanic: You Tube.
The Mechanic: You Tube.
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Brewster: Don't move! If you run, I'll find you and when I do, I'll make it hurt!
Vogel: So what, you're evil now? I mean, you were a jerk before, but you weren't acting like some b-movie bad guy. Is that what dying does to you? Turn you into a twat?
Vogel: So what, you're evil now? I mean, you were a jerk before, but you weren't acting like some b-movie bad guy. Is that what dying does to you? Turn you into a twat?
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Brewster: I'm gonna fuck you, then I'm gonna drain your blood, then I'm gonna fuck ya again!
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Waitress: Coffins? A coffin? Are you nuts? What would I do with a coffin?
Brewster: Hey, we all need one eventually, darlin'.
Waitress: Not me. I'm gonna be cremated and have my ashes mailed to Val Kilmer.
Brewster: Hey, we all need one eventually, darlin'.
Waitress: Not me. I'm gonna be cremated and have my ashes mailed to Val Kilmer.
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McDougall: You want some coffee?
Brewster: Yeah... and a bathroom. I've had to pee since dinner.
McDougall: Well, you're in luck. Best thing about being a man is, whole world's your toilet. Why, out there, there're a hundred places you can drain the tank and look at metal twisted into shapes you never dreamed of. It's like... it's like pissin' in an art museum.
Brewster: Yeah... and a bathroom. I've had to pee since dinner.
McDougall: Well, you're in luck. Best thing about being a man is, whole world's your toilet. Why, out there, there're a hundred places you can drain the tank and look at metal twisted into shapes you never dreamed of. It's like... it's like pissin' in an art museum.
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[Brewster picks up his phone off the floor]Brewster: Bitch! You drop these once, they're only good for butt-plugs!
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Vogel: It's hot. I'm getting sticky in my pants.
Cary: That always was your trouble.
Vogel: That's always been YOUR trouble.
Cary: Ha!
Vogel: I am what I am and you love it.
Cary: That always was your trouble.
Vogel: That's always been YOUR trouble.
Cary: Ha!
Vogel: I am what I am and you love it.
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Cary: Do you know what my biggest fantasy is?
Vogel: That thing with the carrot?
Cary: Let me rephrase the question.
Vogel: That thing with the carrot?
Cary: Let me rephrase the question.
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Brewster: Cary? Isn't that a girl's name?
Cary: Different spelling.
Brewster: Right! How often do you have to spell it?
Cary: There are lots of guys named Cary.
Brewster: Name one.
Vogel: Cary Grant
Brewster: Name another.
Cary: Cary Elwes.
Brewster: Who the fuck is Cary Elwes?
Cary: Hello? Princess Bride!
Cary: Different spelling.
Brewster: Right! How often do you have to spell it?
Cary: There are lots of guys named Cary.
Brewster: Name one.
Vogel: Cary Grant
Brewster: Name another.
Cary: Cary Elwes.
Brewster: Who the fuck is Cary Elwes?
Cary: Hello? Princess Bride!
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Waitress: Last time I saw you, I was still a virgin.
Brewster: Last time I saw you was the last time you were!
Brewster: Last time I saw you was the last time you were!
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