Bite Marks Quotes
Waitress: Hey honey, if you see a pair of polka-dot panties in there, be a doll and bring them in with you. I think I left them by accident when I took my morning dinky.
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Waitress: What you carrying today, Brewster? Anything that nobody'd notice if one went missing?
Brewster: Sure, darlin'. I'm sure there's one in the back that would fit you just fine.
Waitress: Really? Would I get a lot of use from it?
Brewster: Oh, yeah. You'd use it a long time.
Waitress: Nice. What is it?
Brewster: Coffins.
Brewster: Sure, darlin'. I'm sure there's one in the back that would fit you just fine.
Waitress: Really? Would I get a lot of use from it?
Brewster: Oh, yeah. You'd use it a long time.
Waitress: Nice. What is it?
Brewster: Coffins.
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[Brewster looks under the truck]Cary: What's the matter?
Brewster: Hell if I know, Cary.
Cary: Didn't your G.E.D. exam have a section on trucks?
Brewster: Hell if I know, Cary.
Cary: Didn't your G.E.D. exam have a section on trucks?
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Vogel: That's your flashlight? You couldn't give a hamster a colonoscopy with that!
Cary: We're hiking cross-country, not going spelunking.
Cary: We're hiking cross-country, not going spelunking.
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Brewster: What's happening?
Vogel: Oh, not much. We're just trapped inside your truck with monster central outside. How are things with you, Mr. Seizure?
Vogel: Oh, not much. We're just trapped inside your truck with monster central outside. How are things with you, Mr. Seizure?
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[there are vampires outside the truck]Cary: They might not be able to get in anyway, without being invited.
Vogel: That didn't work in The Return of Count Yorga.
Cary: Of course not, that was American International.
Vogel: So?
Cary: So each movie makes its own rules. None of it is grounded in reality.
Vogel: I saw one get killed by a bolt of lightning in Scars of Dracula.
Cary: Now, that is just stupid.
Brewster: If either of you mentions Twilight, I'll throw ya out the cab!
Vogel: That didn't work in The Return of Count Yorga.
Cary: Of course not, that was American International.
Vogel: So?
Cary: So each movie makes its own rules. None of it is grounded in reality.
Vogel: I saw one get killed by a bolt of lightning in Scars of Dracula.
Cary: Now, that is just stupid.
Brewster: If either of you mentions Twilight, I'll throw ya out the cab!
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[Brewster talks into the C.B. microphone]Brewster: Breaker, breaker, this is... This is red rocket. Anybody copy?
Vogel: Red rocket?
Brewster: Shut up.
Vogel: Red rocket?
Brewster: Shut up.
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Cary: Who'd you kill?
Vogel: The mechanic!
Cary: Oh, right. He was a vampire, wasn't he?
Vogel: The mechanic!
Cary: Oh, right. He was a vampire, wasn't he?
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Vogel: Will you still love me if I have black eyes and fangs?
Cary: Are you kidding? Have you seen yourself after five appletinis?
Cary: Are you kidding? Have you seen yourself after five appletinis?
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