Big Ass Flop Quotes

Ms. Kris: Alright you pathetic sacks of seagull dung. It's summer. Again.

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Frat Boy: How do you like my new waterbed?
Avery: This isn't a waterbed.
Frat Boy: How would you know, you have a Tempur-Pedic.
Avery: There's just no water.
Frat Boy: They fill it to the brim you wouldn't understand.

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Ms. Kris: Don't tent those trunks boys!

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Eduardo: [at DMV]You literally ran into a rat right there. You just killed Peter Pettigrew.

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Dex: Why are you dining in the dark? This isn't Opaque.
Uncle Jim: I'm trying to make it more stimulating.
Dex: Only thing this is gonna stimulate is my chronic depression.

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Eduardo: How about you and I spend some time together? Maybe get dinner... maybe go back to my place and see what pops up.

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Kinsey: Can I get your autograph?
Dex: Um isn't that a marriage license?
Kinsey: Whaaat. I didn't notice...

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Trish: Maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass you'd understand me.
Eduardo: How am I supposed to pull my own head out of my ass? I wish I was that flexible... Are you?

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