Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders Quotes
Catwoman: I'll turn myself in on one condition.
Batman: What's that?
Catwoman: We run away to Europe together, sip tea in a cafe, and live happily every after.
Robin: Holy unsatisfying ending!
Catwoman: And of course we kill Robin.
Batman: What's that?
Catwoman: We run away to Europe together, sip tea in a cafe, and live happily every after.
Robin: Holy unsatisfying ending!
Catwoman: And of course we kill Robin.
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Alfred Pennyworth: Now, if you'll excuse me, I believe the upstairs doorknobs need polishing.
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Batman: I implore you to turn yourself in without a fight.
Catwoman: You will be gentle with me, Batman?
Batman: You have my assurance I will handle you... personally.
Catwoman: You will be gentle with me, Batman?
Batman: You have my assurance I will handle you... personally.
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The Joker: Stop me if you've heard this one, Batman. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they crack each other up.
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Batman: Good job. Your grasp of the dead languages has improved.
Robin: No language can be dead if it lives in your heart.
Robin: No language can be dead if it lives in your heart.
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Batman: An intergalactic spaceship is just another tool in a crime fighter's arsenal.
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The Joker: How did he find us this time?
Catwoman: He's Batman, you moronic muttonheads, that's how.
Catwoman: He's Batman, you moronic muttonheads, that's how.
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Commissioner Gordon: Thank to you, Caped Crusader, their plan of planetary proliferation was prevented.
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Robin: We were almost done, Batman!
Batman: To put it more accurately, well done, Robin!
Batman: To put it more accurately, well done, Robin!
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Dick Grayson: The prince of perverted puzzles, the Riddler.
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The Penguin: It is patently preposterous, you pretentious poser!
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The Penguin: Come, my capricious cronies in criminality.
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