Benson Quotes

Benson DuBois: [Benson is firing a pain-in-the-neck staffer] It hasn't been sweet, but hallelujah, it's been short.
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Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: I make money the old-fashioned way. I inherit it.
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Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: You heard it from the horse's mouth.
Benson DuBois: And now we're hearing it from the other end.
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Pete Downey: Hi, Denise. Whatcha reading?
Denise Florence Stevens Downey: It's a magazine article that uses the quantum theory to describe infinity.
Pete Downey: Is it any good?
Denise Florence Stevens Downey: Yeah, but it goes on forever.
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Pete Downey: I'll never be a hero. I had a chance once. Janine's cat was drowning in the pool and I jumped in to save it. But when I realized I had to give it mouth-to-mouth, I threw it back in.
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