Batman Quote

Bruce Wayne: [Edward extends his had to shake Bruce's] Mister...?
Edward Nygma: Ohhhhh... Bruce Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: No, that's uh, my name. And you are?
Edward Nygma: Oh! Nygma. Edward... Edward Nygma. You hired me personally. We've never actually met, but you signed the employment form yourself. I have it.
Bruce Wayne: I'm gonna need that hand back, Ed.
Edward Nygma: Oh! Yes, of course! I'm sorry. It's just that... you're my idol.
Fred Stickley: [reaches for Nygma's arm] Back to work Edward.
Edward Nygma: [yanks arm away] And *some* people have been trying to keep us apart.
Fred Stickley: Back to work Edward!
Bruce Wayne: It's okay. So, Mr. Nygma, what's on your mind?
Edward Nygma: Precisely! What's on all our minds? Brainwaves. [giggles]
Edward Nygma: The future of Wayne Enterprises is brainwaves. [runs into his cubicle]
Fred Stickley: You'll have to forgive this Mr. Wayne. I personally terminated this project this morning!
Bruce Wayne: It's okay.
Edward Nygma: [pops out with a high-tech contraption] I have it! Voila! Huh? My invention beams any TV signal directly into the human brain. By stimulating the neurons, manipulating brainwaves if you will, this device makes the viewer feel like they're actually inside the show! Why be brutalized by an uncaring world?
Bruce Wayne: Did you say manipulating brainwaves?
Edward Nygma: Well... uh... yes.
Bruce Wayne: Hmmm.
Edward Nygma: Not that someone like you would need th

TV Show: Batman

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