Bad Moms Quote

Kiki: Kent is a never-hard.
Amy: Ooh, what's a never-hard?
Kiki: Well, he never gets fully hard. So I just have to kinda fold his penis up like a balloon animal and shove it up in my vagina.
Carla: That sounds horrible!
Amy: Yeah...
Kiki: Sometimes, I take the balls and shove em up there too because at least, you know, they're firm.
Carla: Honey, that is a lot of shit to shove up your cooter.
Kiki: I mean, I'm just happy he's circumcised.
Amy: Agh! What if I get somebody who's not circumcised?
Kiki: Run out of the room screaming. It's like finding a gun in the street; just scream and get out of there!

Movie: Bad Moms

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