Bad Boys II Quotes

[Marcus interrogates a dead gang member]
Marcus Burnett: Hey look, man, can you tell me who was driving the black Suburban? Huh? Oh he don't know nothin'. His brains is under the end table. [turns around to see another dead gang member]
Marcus Burnett: He can't tell us ****, Mike. He's all ****ed up.
Mike Lowery: What's your point?
Marcus Burnett: My point is that dead suspects can't say ****.

Movie: Bad Boys II
Capt. Howard: I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth.

Movie: Bad Boys II
Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no ****ing tonight.
Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike Lowery: You want to?

Movie: Bad Boys II
Mike Lowery: [singing] Bad boys, bad boys what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when we come for you? [Marcus starts ad-libbing the first verse]
Mike Lowery: Dude, you gotta learn the words.
Marcus Burnett: We usually only do the chorus.

Movie: Bad Boys II
Mike Lowery: Captain, is it possible we can discuss potential reimbursement...
Capt. Howard: The department doesn't cover personal property, that's why we drive police cars.

Movie: Bad Boys II
[staring into the captain's fishbowl after ingesting X]
Marcus Burnett: This is a nice fish. Big ****in' eyes, but a nice ****in' fish.

Movie: Bad Boys II