B. Monkey Quotes

Captain Corcoran: I want you to know that I've been Captain of this ship for 22 years.
Groucho: 22 years, eh? If you were a man, you'd go in business for yourself. I know a fellow started only last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you could shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.

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James Cole: I'm here about some monkeys.
Jeffrey Goines: Monkeys?
James Cole: Monkeys. Yes. Twelve of them.

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Shao Lin: Recording Sector 3879-B Captain.
Captain Simian: Log the coordinates.
Orbitron: No, no, no! Where's the feeling? These are coordinates! You want them logged. You NEED them logged. Try it again, and this time, make... me... CRY.

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Tom Green: I notice that the police officers here in Tokyo wear cute little uniforms and look like Boy Scouts. Could I buy some cookies? Could you teach me how to make a campfire? I'm freezing, daddy!
Japanese police officer: Oh... no, I don't understand uh... I... I can answer some easy questions... but is uh... too hard for me!
Tom Green: Okay here's an easy question. Daddy, I'm freezing. Can you make me a campfire?
Japanese police officer: uh... campfire?...

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