Armed and Dangerous Quotes
The Cowboy: Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before.
Frank Dooley: Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.
The Cowboy: You're somthin' else, Slim.
Frank Dooley: Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.
The Cowboy: You're somthin' else, Slim.
Movie: Armed and Dangerous
[Frank and Norman exit the porno bookstore disguised as a transvestite and leather man respectively when they run into the bad cops looking for them; Frank and Norman freeze]
Sergeant Rizzo: What are you looking at you schmucks? [Frank and Norman sigh with relief that Rizzo does not recognize them and quickly get into their characters]
Frank Dooley: [mimicking 'Divine'] Oh, isn't he cute? And look that these muscles.
Sergeant Rizzo: Take your hands off me! I'm a police officer.
Norman Kane: [falsetto voice] Oh, don't mine him. He gets so frisky every time he sees a badge.
Frank Dooley: What are you doing later on tonight?
Sergeant Rizzo: Take a walk you jerks!
Norman Kane: [to Frank] Come on, let's trot.
Frank Dooley: Why can't you look this good?
Norman Kane: Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us.
Sergeant Rizzo: [shoves Frank and Norman] Move it!
Frank Dooley: Ooo, he touched me! I got my Christmas goose early!
Sergeant Rizzo: What are you looking at you schmucks? [Frank and Norman sigh with relief that Rizzo does not recognize them and quickly get into their characters]
Frank Dooley: [mimicking 'Divine'] Oh, isn't he cute? And look that these muscles.
Sergeant Rizzo: Take your hands off me! I'm a police officer.
Norman Kane: [falsetto voice] Oh, don't mine him. He gets so frisky every time he sees a badge.
Frank Dooley: What are you doing later on tonight?
Sergeant Rizzo: Take a walk you jerks!
Norman Kane: [to Frank] Come on, let's trot.
Frank Dooley: Why can't you look this good?
Norman Kane: Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us.
Sergeant Rizzo: [shoves Frank and Norman] Move it!
Frank Dooley: Ooo, he touched me! I got my Christmas goose early!
Movie: Armed and Dangerous