Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Quotes

Ron Burgundy: If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.

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Wes Mantooth: With the things I've done in my life, oh I know I'm going to burn in hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on earth.
Ron Burgundy: Oh my goodness! That's the most badass thing I've ever heard!

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Brick Tamland: I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong.

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Freddie Shapp: You're on the 2 AM to 5 AM slot.
Ron Burgundy: What? That's the graveyard shift!
Brick Tamland: I ain't afraid of no ghost!

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Ron Burgundy: Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!

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Gary: Do you know what a psychiatrist is, Ron?
Ron Burgundy: [pause... looks like he's going to cry]Fuck you...

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Ron Burgundy: I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?

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Soul Brother: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.

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Mack Tannen: What are you... Finnish?
Ron Burgundy: Oddly enough I'm... hundred percent full-blown Mexican. From the state of Oaxaca.
Veronica Corningstone: No, you're not, honey.
Ron Burgundy: [shrugs]

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Ron Burgundy: Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub.

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Ron Burgundy: The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.

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Ron Burgundy: No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.

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Ron Burgundy: Suicide makes you hungry. I don't care what anyone says.

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Champ Kind: I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.

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Ron Burgundy: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

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Ron Burgundy: Which one of you pipe hittin bitches can pass the salt?

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CBC News Anchor: There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian news team.
Canadian Anchor: What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!
CBC News Anchor: Give it a rest, eh?
Champ Kind: Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada!
Canadian Anchor: That's not true! Sometimes people's feelings get hurt.
CBC News Anchor: And sometimes the lake freezes.
Brick Tamland: I like your ginger ale!

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[At Madison Square Park, Ron runs into Jack Lime and his team]Ron Burgundy: [shocked]What the hell?
Jack Lime: Well, hello, Ron. You out for a jog?
Ron Burgundy: Jack Lime! [Parents and children scatter away]
Ron Burgundy: Where's everyone going? Please, I don't have time to talk, okay? I have to be somewhere.
Jack Lime: Well, that's funny. 'Cause I got nowhere to be because you pretty much destroyed my career. Do you realize what it did to me, by making myself call me Jack Lame? [yells]
Jack Lime: It was a living hell! [panting]
Ron Burgundy: I'm telling you, you have to let me go!
Jack Lime: Oh, don't worry. Four against one. This'll be over fast.
Brian Fantana: Maybe not so fast! [Champ, Brick, and Brian appear to the rescue]
Ron Burgundy: My news team! Thank God!
Champ Kind: Ain't a day that will be or has been that we don't Ron Burgundy's back.
Jack Lime: Not a problem. When I done with these mutts, I gonna wipe my shoes on the curb.
Brick Tamland: Oh, yeah, Jack Lime? When I'm done with you, my mom's gonna pick me up and take me home.

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Brick Tamland: I have a black man that follows me everywhere when it's sunny.
Ron Burgundy: Actually, I think that's your shadow Brick.
Brick Tamland: I call him Leon, he's about half as tall as I am, depending on what time of day it is. He likes to play the timpani, and he is a water color.
Ron Burgundy: What happens to him when it gets cloudy outside?
Brick Tamland: He goes home.

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Ron Burgundy: It doesn't matter whose fault the break-up was, I was stubborn, you were like a mentally ill whore from the 1800's.

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Ron Burgundy: Let's not down play the fact that that is Stonewall Jackson ghost right there.

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Ron Burgundy: It's actually pronounced Sahn Dee-aaahh-go.

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Wes Mantooth: You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego.

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[a dune buggy arrives with the ET team]Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter: It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Janson.
Wendy Van Peele, Entertainment Tonight Reporter: And Wendy Van Peele from Entertainment News.
BBC News Anchor: Entertainment news is an abomination!
Wendy Van Peele, Entertainment Tonight Reporter: Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood!
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter: Today's celebrity birthday's: none. Today's celebrity deaths: All you trick-ass bitches.

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Ron Burgundy: Now I'm not trying to sound funny here, but are you sure he's just not some midget with a mental disability?

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Mack Tannen: You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse?
Ron Burgundy: Mack Tannen! What are you doing here? You're too old for this!
Canadian Anchor: I had a crush on him when I was a schoolgirl.
CBC News Anchor: You like it wrinkled, huh?

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BBC News Anchor: Wait! [the BBC News team arrives]
BBC News Anchor: Here's a headline for you: Moronic Yank Wankerman Gets a Bloody Good Hiding from News Reader from a Superior Country. For we are the BBC News Service. [the BBC news team yells]
Ron Burgundy: Oh, not now!

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Ron Burgundy: I would eat dolphins if it was legal.

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CBC News Anchor: Hey, everyone, if I happen to kill you today... sorry!

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Champ Kind: We use mainly bats.

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