American Pie 2 Quotes

Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Movie: American Pie 2
Little Boy: [into walky-talky] Red leader, what's your position?
Stifler: [on walky-talky] I'm touchin' his ass, I'm touchin' his ass, I'm touchin his ass, I'm touchin' his ass...
Little Boy: Mommy!

Movie: American Pie 2
Steve Stifler: Hey, Kev, seen **** break lately?
Kevin: Why? What did you do to him?
Steve Stifler: Me? Nothing. I'm the one who ass he kicked. But uh... I'll tell you one thing... I don't think he's gonna have a problem ****ting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino. [shows a jar of laxatives]

Movie: American Pie 2