American Beauty Quote
[ Lester eavesdrops on Jane and Angela through Jane's bedroom door ]
Jane Burnham : Sorry about my dad.
Angela Hayes : Don't be. I think it's funny.
Jane Burnham : Yeah, to you, he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones. But to me, he's just... too embarrassing to live.
Angela Hayes : Your mom's the one who's embarrassing. What a phony. But, your dad's actually kind of cute.
Jane Burnham : Shut up.
Angela Hayes : He is. If he just worked out a little, he'd be hot.
Jane Burnham : Shut up!
Angela Hayes : Oh, come on. Like you've never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear? I bet he's got a big dick.
Jane Burnham : You are so grossing me out right now.
Angela Hayes : If he built up his chest and arms, I would totally fuck him.
Jane Burnham : [ covers her ears and sings 'la la la' over and over again ]
Angela Hayes : I would! I would suck your dad's big fat dick, and then I'd fuck him until his eyes rolled back in his head!
Jane Burnham : Sorry about my dad.
Angela Hayes : Don't be. I think it's funny.
Jane Burnham : Yeah, to you, he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones. But to me, he's just... too embarrassing to live.
Angela Hayes : Your mom's the one who's embarrassing. What a phony. But, your dad's actually kind of cute.
Jane Burnham : Shut up.
Angela Hayes : He is. If he just worked out a little, he'd be hot.
Jane Burnham : Shut up!
Angela Hayes : Oh, come on. Like you've never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear? I bet he's got a big dick.
Jane Burnham : You are so grossing me out right now.
Angela Hayes : If he built up his chest and arms, I would totally fuck him.
Jane Burnham : [ covers her ears and sings 'la la la' over and over again ]
Angela Hayes : I would! I would suck your dad's big fat dick, and then I'd fuck him until his eyes rolled back in his head!
Movie: American Beauty
