Alter Egos Quotes
Brendan: I love Dr. Seuss. He's like Shakespeare. Y'know, I only understand like 30 percent of it, but the 30 percent that I do understand is just unbelievably beautiful.
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3rd Grade Teacher: They think they can change anywhere. That... The world is not their changing room.
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News Anchor: Since the superheroes imprisoned all of the supervillains over ten years ago, they have had no enemy to fight. That, coupled with recent press coverage of superheroes living on luxury lifestyles with taxpayers' money, has raised questions about whether the government should continue subsidizing the supercorps.
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C-Thru: [as one superhero to another]Hey, you know, but there's a diner right down the street. Why-why don't we get in our civvies and... and go? I got to get out of this thing. My butt is itching.
Fridge: I'd rather keep the suit on.
Fridge: I'd rather keep the suit on.
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Fridge: I'm Fridge, so...
Claudel: Who?
Fridge: The Refrigerator. New Ice on the Block? Cold Boy?
Claudel: Who?
Fridge: The Refrigerator. New Ice on the Block? Cold Boy?
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Jimmy: Your tits are so much nicer than my wife's.
Claudel: Jimmy!
Jimmy: That was a compliment.
Claudel: Jimmy!
Jimmy: That was a compliment.
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Emily: [explaining how she knew Fridge was Brendan]You look the same, you sound the same, you smell the same, you fuck the same...
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Jimmy: If you want me to leave, then you should probably call the cops. Oh, wait. I'm the cops.
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Claudel: You're an asshole.
Jimmy: I know, but the problem is... is that you're just so...
Claudel: Don't...
Jimmy: ...cute.
Claudel: ...you...
Jimmy: Every time I see you...
Claudel: ...touch me.
Jimmy: ...you always smell so good. I just want to tear off...
Claudel: Jimmy, I said No.
Jimmy: I know, but the problem is... is that you're just so...
Claudel: Don't...
Jimmy: ...cute.
Claudel: ...you...
Jimmy: Every time I see you...
Claudel: ...touch me.
Jimmy: ...you always smell so good. I just want to tear off...
Claudel: Jimmy, I said No.
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Jimmy: You know, I always wanted to be one of you guys - colorful uniform, publicist, alter ego. By day, Detective Jimmy Fontaine, 'n by night, Doctor Invisible. Maybe... Captain Unseeable.
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C-Thru: Hey, Brendan. You think you'll ever forgive me?
Brendan: [sighs]Sure, over my dead body.
Brendan: [sighs]Sure, over my dead body.
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Fridge: when I don't meet Emily today, she's gonna hate me, exactly like she hates Brendan. Unless I create another alter ego for myself.
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C-Thru: [about Emily]You told her about this mission?
Fridge: She's my girlfriend.
C-Thru: Oh, come on, man, no. She's *Brendan's* girlfriend. She's not supposed to know about superhero stuff.
Fridge: Okay, well, it's not really that simple. Because she's, um... She's cheating on me. On Brendan.
C-Thru: Oh.
Fridge: With me. Fridge. [C-Thru gives him a look]
Fridge: Look, bottom line is that Emily is not happy with Brendan. She doesn't want to be dating some broke wannabe cartoonist.
C-Thru: This is a seriously unprofessional situation.
Fridge: She deserves more than just hanging around, ordering takeout, and watching reruns with that guy.
C-Thru: Is that for dramatic effect?
Fridge: Wh-what?
C-Thru: Calling him that guy? It's you. You're him. You're that guy.
Fridge: It's funny. I don't feel like him. Not, like, one little bit. I actually think that I'm taller than Brendan.
Fridge: She's my girlfriend.
C-Thru: Oh, come on, man, no. She's *Brendan's* girlfriend. She's not supposed to know about superhero stuff.
Fridge: Okay, well, it's not really that simple. Because she's, um... She's cheating on me. On Brendan.
C-Thru: Oh.
Fridge: With me. Fridge. [C-Thru gives him a look]
Fridge: Look, bottom line is that Emily is not happy with Brendan. She doesn't want to be dating some broke wannabe cartoonist.
C-Thru: This is a seriously unprofessional situation.
Fridge: She deserves more than just hanging around, ordering takeout, and watching reruns with that guy.
C-Thru: Is that for dramatic effect?
Fridge: Wh-what?
C-Thru: Calling him that guy? It's you. You're him. You're that guy.
Fridge: It's funny. I don't feel like him. Not, like, one little bit. I actually think that I'm taller than Brendan.
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