All Relative Quotes

[First lines] Harry: [narrating]Dude, let me tell you something. French, they have it all figured out, right? I read this article online, actually an in-depth blog, and it was saying how they consistently have better, more fulfilling relationships than americans because they aren't so... so goal oriented when it comes to love. They don't judge a relationship based on the final outcome. They value the actual journey.

Movie: All Relative
Maren: It was weird.
Harry: Why was it weird?
Maren: Uh, start with... size. [laughs]
Harry: Was he, like...
Maren: 50 pounds heavier than...
Harry: Oh, I was thinking something *completely* different.

Movie: All Relative
Jared: The most important thing in this situation right now, you're one step away from having a mother-daughter threesome.

Movie: All Relative
[first lines] Jared: Dude, let me tell you something. The French, they have it all figured out, right? I read this article online, actually an in-depth blog. And it was saying how they consistently have better, more-fulfilling relationships than Americans, because they aren't so... so goal-oriented When it comes to love. They don't judge a relationship based on the final outcome. They value the actual journey.

Movie: All Relative