Adventures in Wonderland Quote

Mad Hatter: [re-enacting the scene of the crime] And then I slipped... and fell against the pedestal. [his hat falls off revealing the missing crown. Everyone gasps]
Mad Hatter: It's alright. I'm fine!
Red Queen: Hatter! My crown!
Mad Hatter: Yes, I know you want your crown! But don't worry, Your Majesty, with me on the case the crown-snatcher won't be able to keep this dastardly deed under his hat forever!
Red Queen: I mean, just give me my crown! [takes it from his head. He gasps at the realization]
Mad Hatter: It was under my hat the whole time?
March Hare: Boy, I sure hope this doesn't get into the private eye newsletter!
Mad Hatter: Your Majesty, I had no idea the crown fell on my head. You believe me, don't you?
Red Queen: What's not to believe?
Alice: Right. It's not that you and the Hare are bad detectives. You were just looking for crowns in all the wrong places.

TV Show: Adventures in Wonderland

COMMENTS

You must be a Quotesoup.com member to leave a comment