A Night at the Roxbury Quotes
Doug Butabi: You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, but you can NOT take away our dreams.
Steve Butabi: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.
Steve Butabi: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.
Movie: A Night at the Roxbury
Security Guard: Nobody gets in unless they talk to the list.
Doug: We're on the list.
Security Guard: Name?
Steve: Steve and Doug Butabi.
Security Guard: You're brothers?
Doug: No...
Doug, Steve: YES.
Doug: Man. Works every time.
Security Guard: That's very funny.
Steve: Yeah, Doug's hilarious.
Doug: We're on the list.
Security Guard: Name?
Steve: Steve and Doug Butabi.
Security Guard: You're brothers?
Doug: No...
Doug, Steve: YES.
Doug: Man. Works every time.
Security Guard: That's very funny.
Steve: Yeah, Doug's hilarious.
Movie: A Night at the Roxbury
Steve Butabi: I'm used to seeing Doug behind the register. I miss him.
Kamehl Butabi: He's in the guest house. It's 10 feet away. It's a mansion in there.
Steve Butabi: It doesn't have cable.
Kamehl Butabi: Yes it does. It has Cinemax!
Steve Butabi: But there's no HBO! GOD! [runs off crying]
Kamehl Butabi: He's in the guest house. It's 10 feet away. It's a mansion in there.
Steve Butabi: It doesn't have cable.
Kamehl Butabi: Yes it does. It has Cinemax!
Steve Butabi: But there's no HBO! GOD! [runs off crying]
Movie: A Night at the Roxbury
Steve: What's up?
Hottie Cop: Did you know you were doing 50?
Doug Butabi: [whispers to Steve] Hottie cop likes you.
Steve: Does not.
Doug Butabi: Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move.
Steve: What's up?
Hottie Cop: Just giving you an $80 ticket.
Doug Butabi: [whispers to Steve] She is *so* into you
Hottie Cop: I want you to do me a favor.
Steve: What ever you say, T.J. Hooker.
Hottie Cop: [laughs] Please obey all posted speed limits. Have a good night
Steve: It's already been good, now that you have served and protected me. [Hottie cop leaves]
Doug Butabi: Way to my friend! You got her badge number and you got a date to meet her at the Municipal State Court. Up top! Very nice!
Hottie Cop: Did you know you were doing 50?
Doug Butabi: [whispers to Steve] Hottie cop likes you.
Steve: Does not.
Doug Butabi: Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move.
Steve: What's up?
Hottie Cop: Just giving you an $80 ticket.
Doug Butabi: [whispers to Steve] She is *so* into you
Hottie Cop: I want you to do me a favor.
Steve: What ever you say, T.J. Hooker.
Hottie Cop: [laughs] Please obey all posted speed limits. Have a good night
Steve: It's already been good, now that you have served and protected me. [Hottie cop leaves]
Doug Butabi: Way to my friend! You got her badge number and you got a date to meet her at the Municipal State Court. Up top! Very nice!
Movie: A Night at the Roxbury
[lining up outside The Roxbury]
Doug Butabi: So... you want to dance?
Girl: We're not in the club yet.
Doug Butabi: Right.
Doug Butabi: So... you want to dance?
Girl: We're not in the club yet.
Doug Butabi: Right.
Movie: A Night at the Roxbury