A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Quotes

Hero: Hysterium, this is Philia.
Hysterium: Never mind who she is! Who IS she?

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Miles Gloriosus: You, slave, will be torn apart by horses, to the plaudits of the troops and the amusement of the children.

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Pseudolus: What can happen in an hour or two?
Hysterium: At his age, the mind boggles!

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Pseudolus: You must never know what goes on in that house.
Hero: But I do know.
Pseudolus: You do? Isn't it amazing.

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Pseudolus: An honest virgin! What a terrible combination!

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Roman Sentry: It's against Roman law to take one's life. Penalty's death.

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