A Day at the Races Quotes

Dr. Hackenbush: Here's a ten-dollar bill and shoot the change, will you?
Tony: I got-a no change. I'll have to give you nine more books.

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Dr. Hackenbush: [to Dr. Steinberg] Don't point that beard at me! It might go off!

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Dr. Hackenbush: I haven't seen so much mudslinging since the last election!

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Dr. Hackenbush: And I've got a question for you: Steinberg, what do you do with your old razor blades?

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Tony: Hey doc, can you see us?
Dr. Hackenbush: If I can't there's something wrong with my glasses.

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[Stuffy blows a balloon during a medical exam]
Dr. Hackenbush: If that's his adam's apple, he's got yellow fever.
Tony: He's got in-grown balloons.

Movie: A Day at the Races